A Shady Character

Drama Monologue: A shady character

Exodus 24: 12-18

Last Sunday before Lent year A

‘Get your sun-specs here, folks!
Guaranteed to a factor of X – or something like it!
Protect your eyes from the rays.
Super quality.
Never let you down.
You’ll need ‘em any day now, ‘cos he’ll be coming back down that mountain
and you’ll not be able to look at him without a pair of these specs on.

What d’you mean – who am I talking about?
Why, Moses, of course.
Where’ve you been for the last forty days?
Where?
Ah! Well, best not talk about that then...