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Some joy to all!

I hate Christmas. I don’t see why people gush about how great it is – and what’s all this crap about a white Christmas? Either people love freezing to death or it’s a race thing. It’s amazing how they forget all the accidents caused by snow even when the idiot drivers are sober and not speeding. All the people stranded at their offices or trapped in their homes, the frozen pipes, the icy roads, people taking twelve hours to do a one-hour journey, all the old people who are found dead at home – how come it always takes weeks to find them, even when they do have families?

And don’t get me started on family get-togethers! People who hate each other are not gonna stop just for one day because it’s Christmas. If anything, putting people and booze into a tight environment will definitely cause wholesale slaughter...

Taken from Doing December Differently by Nicola Slee and Rosie Miles.  Click here
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