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Conversion Lawyers 4 U
Narrator: Have you experienced a conversion, that wasn’t your fault? Have you been blinded by a divine flash of light? Has the unexpected religious experience of a coworker left you without a steady income? Conversion Lawyers 4 U can help! But don’t take our word for
it. Just listen to these stories from our customers:
A: Business was going so well. Our boss Saul had got permission from the High Priest to kill any Christians we found in Damascus.
I mean we were pumped. We were almost at the city when BAM! Out of nowhere comes this bright light from heaven and Saul just hits the deck.
B: It was terrifying. I mean, I’ve seen some scary stuff in this job. You know, slaughtering people is grim work sometimes.
But this was something else. And there was this weird disembodied voice that just shouted out: “?Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me?” I mean
how did it know his name? Then Saul only goes and starts a full blown conversation with it…
A: “Who are you, Lord?” He’s asking him. And the voice answered him back: “I am Jesus, whom you are persecuting” Well, I mean that’s bad
luck by anyone’s standards. To be visited by the very saviour of the people you are on your way to hunt down and slaughter.
That’s definitely not covered by our insurance. We were in proper “Act of God” territory there.
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