Terms and Conditions apply

Terms and Conditions apply


A: (enthusiastic) Bargains!
B: Special Offers!
A: Trade in your old for a wonderful new one!
B: Great Savings!
A: Improve your lifestyle!
B: Special Offers!
A: We’re practically giving it away!
B: Bargains!
A: Hurry – these prices can’t last!
B: Great Savings!
A: (more serious) Offer subject to status.
B: Terms and conditions apply.
A: Offer subject to status.
B: Terms and conditions apply.

C: (gently) Come, all you who are thirsty,
come to the waters;
and you who have no money,
come, buy and eat!
Come, buy wine and milk
without money and without cost.

A: (firmly) Offer subject to status.
B: Terms and conditions apply.
A: Offer subject to status.
B: Terms and conditions apply.

C: (gently) Come to me, you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.

A: (annoyed) Offer subject to status.
B: Terms and conditions apply.
A: Keep the requirements of the Law.

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Christine King