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St Peter is interrupted by a health and safety inspector at Pentecost.

Pentecost Health and Safety Inspection Drama based on Acts 2

Peter: And as was spoken by the prophet Joel “In the last days, God
says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will
prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream
dreams……

Inspector: ‘Allo, allo, allo, what’s going on here then?

Peter: Who are you?

Inspector: My name is Bob Jobsworth, Health and Safety Inspector from
(insert local area) Borough Council and this looks like an unauthorised
gathering to me.

Peter: You what?

Inspector: Have you applied for a license for this community event? Do
you have public liability insurance? Have you conducted a thorough risk
assessment?

Peter: Risk assessment? Well no, we didn’t expect anything to happen
today, we didn’t know…

Inspector: Ignorance of the law is no defence. The number of people
you’ve got here constitutes a small crowd and by the sounds of it some of
them have been drinking quite heavily. Have you got a valid license for
the distribution of alcohol.

Continues…

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